Funny HaHa

Life around our house has been quite busy and FILLED with laughter here of late. Had to take a moment and share some of the highlights.

The Beez sang "Take Me Out to the Ball Game" last week. It went something like this..."buy me some pickles and apple jacks"

Tucking in The Snake last night almost got me a black eye. When I leaned down to kiss him, I scared him to death and he turned over swinging. I caught his clenched fist just inches from my face.

My MIL asked Crack (12yrs old...all boy) which of her perfumes he liked best. He just nodded and walked away. Later he told me about their conversation like this...."Mom, really? She wanted to know and I just shook my head. But the truth was they all smelled the same....except for one...and it smelled like butt."

Trying to convince The Beez to read me one of her new books before she went outside to ride her bikes went down like this:

Me: read this to me before you go outside

Beez: I dont want to read...that's school and its summer

Me: come on, its one of your NEW books that I just bought...PLEASE

Beez: You said that those books were for school....I want to go and ride my bike...not do school

Me: Well, you could read this ONE book and then go out and ride your bike....OR you could read all TWELVE of your new books to me....and NOT go out and ride your bike

Beez: That sounds like a THREAT!!!

Me: Guilty. Go ride your bike.

Beez: OK, I'll read just one.

Big Daddy, who has a lot of amazing qualities, also has a handful of annoying ones. For example....he can aggravate you in a heart beat....but the worse part is that he doesn't let up once your aggravated. This was my perdicament the other night in the kitchen when this conversation took place.

BD: Come on Babe...I'm not that BAD

Me: Oh, yes you are. Leave me alone and get out of the kitchen

BD: Really, Babe....I just want to be near you...I've missed you all day(remember this is not sweet nothings...its the aggravation game...trying to not only "get my goat" but slaughter it as well)

Me: You know honey, I've been thinking

BD: what about darlin'?

Me: I once heard on a show about self defense that if someone is trying to abduct you, that you should pee on yourself because they wont want to take you anywhere if you just peed your pants.

BD: what does that have to do with anything?

Me: Well, I am thinking about peeing my pants just so you would leave me alone and let me cook dinner.