I most certainly did not tell my daughter I would be there "in a minute"...45 minutes ago, not me.
I did not come close to laying out...as in causing bodily harm...to the photographer who was taking vintage pics for a MOPS fundraiser last week, not me.
I did not try to hijack my niece tonight from my sister, and let her sleep over here...and I most certainly did not make sure that she was monumentally crushed and that it was all her mommies fault....not me.
I did not buy an actual "Hello Kitty" nightie...because bringing sexy back does not include cartoon characters.
I did not cringe last week when my boys, in the presence of crowd of friends AT CHURCH, began singing, "Viva..........Las Vegas!!!" because I thought they were mimicking the new commercial rendention...."Viva....Viagra!!!!"
Nope, not me, you must have this author confused with another.
4 comments:
Hi popped over from MckMama...cute not me's...Hello Kitty is not bringing sexy back...LOL!
That is too funny! I read your Sexy Back post too. Now I really feel the need to clean out my undies drawer and splurge on all new ones.
Saw your site on MckMama's page. It's amazing what you pick up from that darn TV. Enjoyed reading what you have to blog about. Makes the mind think! Have a great week!
Candice
that is soo funny!! i'm lol!!
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