Here is the TRUTH.
I did NOT take my kids to the doctor EIGHT times in the past two weeks...cause that would just be insane...especially since we had not been since SPRING!!!!
I did not do SEVEN loads of laundry on Saturday...cause I do not do laundry on Saturday....and having SEVEN loads to do on a Saturday would mean that I must have either flaked out on my motherly duties, or was at the Doctor ALL week long...and I have already denied that.
I did not eat FIVE helpings of shrimp last week...in one sitting...cause that would mean my petite girly figure would have been blown.
I did not completely freak out last week when I did a family themed night...and discovered what a complete amount of insane work it takes...cause I am SUPERWOMAN and I don't sweat the small stuff...or the blue pasta, or the HUGE American flag tablecloth, or the All American Apple Pie(that was a disaster)
I did not take all of my kids to vote with me on Tuesday...cause that would be just a little too freaky for my small community to handle.
I did not ditch a date night with my darling hubby, and spend the evening with my sister instead...NOT ME!!!
I did not cry myself to sleep one night because the a fore mentioned sister does not live right behind me anymore...cause I am a big girl.
I did not steal all of my kids Reese's Pieces from Trick or Treating...No really I didn't because, instead I just went and bought myself a 44oz. bag that I can instead keep ALL TO MYSELF(so much for that girlish figure)
2 comments:
Don't worry, allmy kids were up under my feet helping me vote too, and by the way, I steal all the mini M&Ms and whoppers...lol. WE should be able to enjoy it somehow too, we did at least take them to get the candy you know...lol.
Have a good one-
Nicole
I think it's awesome that you took your kids to vote. The younger they get exposed to the experience, the better!
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